So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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