i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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