My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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