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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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