At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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