I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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