Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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