covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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