The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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