Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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