Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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