I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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