i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
