is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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