Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
im holly from the hills drunk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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