Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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