We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize