So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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