I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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