i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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