I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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