Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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