real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
