your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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