Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You made out with two different species that night
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
