One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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