For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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