I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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