SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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