oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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