Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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