Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
