her vagine was all disorganized.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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