is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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