what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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