i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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