I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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