don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
