...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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