If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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