Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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