he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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