Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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