this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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