So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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