So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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