Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
where are you?
Hypothermia
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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