I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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