physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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