normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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