pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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